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The winning
entry was submitted by David Biggerstaff. It was:
 Yes,
ladies and gentlemen, you too can avoid hair loss like this
gentleman with this amazing new product! The antenna above your head
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Some
of the others (in no particular order):
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Rudolph the Red Earred Reindeer. (Bill
Goodhead)
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Scott decided to show us what he won on eBay
today. The listing said "Original Antennae from My favorite Martian-RARE
L@@K!!!" The rest of the office let Scott smile like an idiot and didn't
say a word. (Alan Karna)
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My name's Scott. I enjoy long walks on the
beach and lots of alcohol. (Will Elder)
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"For Halloween, Scott decided to dress up as
the village idiot. His coworkers however, failed to notice the
difference." (Phil Atkins)
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"Scott's Gay-dar." (Ron Savarese)
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Prey's "parental lock" mode is rather
overzealous. (Thomas Prine)
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Scott always becomes a different person when
he puts his thinking cap on. (Harvey Patterson)
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"Scott talking to a girl: Like my pumpkins? I
like yours." (Frank DeCandia)
In reality, this is Scott Miller
with... we don't know why this is on his head.
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