Contest #224: October 28 to November 17, 2005


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The winning entry was submitted by Josh McGill. It was:

"Dude, this is the coolest game of Jenga i have ever played."

Some of the others (in no particular order):

  1. George's Midnight Porn delivery arrives. (Art Edelman)
  2. "Okay, this is every copy of Xenophage ever made. Now let's destroy them all and never speak of this game again." (Harvey Patterson)
  3. Just you wait untill I find the smartass that said that a Max Payne original concrete brick was a great idea for the collectors edition gift" (Mikolaj Makowski)
  4. "Geeze, ya guys! What're we gonna do with all these boxes?!?"
    Eh. Send 'em to the level design team, they'll know what to do with 'em." (Steve Trinkl)
  5. To finance the development of Duke Nukem Forever, 3D Realms employees help the Colombian mafia with the shipping of their "baking powder". (Tor A Lye)
  6. When Jack Thompson was elected president of the United States in 2008, 3D Realms packed up all their assets and headed for Mexico. (Tor A Lye)
  7. "Stunning photo evidence is released today from undisclosed news sources revealing exactly who was involved in hiding Saddam's cache of Weapons of Mass Destruction." (Chris Caviness)

In reality, this is several of us unloading copies of Max Payne at 3:30AM the night we first shipped out the game back in 2001.