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The winning
entry was submitted by Andrew R. Townsend. It was:
 Brian
silently mocks Keith's pitiful attempt to hide his ever increasing
bald spot.
Some
of the others (in no particular order):
- Staring at a CRT for all these years has
finally turned Keith's brain to mush. Bright, fluorescent green mush. And
under enormous pressure. Brian is wondering......what does it taste like?
(Michael Olsen)
- John Carpenter's new horror film, "The
Code Monkey" (Gregory Marnayek)
- Dammit! Keith, just use hair gel like
everyone else! (Mad Scientist ???)
- "Brian stares in amazement as Keith
Schuler fails to notice the gigantic booger that Brian flicked onto his
head just seconds ago" (Tsingtao)
- Keith has finished working on his "Brian
Cozzens" holographic projector. Here you can see the green projector
attached to the back of Keith's head in action. (Robert R ???)
- "Ah ha! No caffeine induced green monkey
hallucination can withstand the wrath of Mr. Pointy and my sharp Max Payne
rip off jacket" (Nick Umphrey)
- Low budget beastiality video. (Eddie
Limon)
- Brian: Hey Keith, can I spank your monkey?
(David Biggerstaff)
- I can't help but notice the growing
disparity between the number of non-3D Realms games and 3D Realms games
that occupy Keith's shelves. (Philip Atkins)
In reality, this is Brian Cozzens pointing at some green thing on
Keith Schuler's head. Again, why? We don't know.
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