Contest #181: October 17th to October 30th, 2003


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The winning entry was submitted by Forrest Kyle. It was:

After spending years glued to his computer, Saku accidentally gets lost and wanders outside, bringing him to the shocking conclusion that his computer is only a reality within a reality. Determined to no longer be controlled by an all consuming computer system, he dons his bitchin glasses and every last scrap of black clothing he owns, determined to save humanity, learn karate, and bang a hot chick who wears leather and rides a motorcycle. He is later arrested for groping a red haired woman in a restaurant.

Some of the others (in no particular order):

  1. Let's just forget the experiment, OK ? Blind men just don't make Olympic hurdlers. (Rob Falconer)
  2. The more sadistic members of the Remedy team are about to get some footage of real-life rag doll effect by telling their blind coworker that there is free ice cream on the other side of this busy intersection. (London Midge)
  3. After spending years glued to his computer, Saku accidentally gets lost and wanders outside, bringing him to the shocking conclusion that his computer is only a reality within a reality. Determined to no longer be controlled by an all consuming computer system, he dons his bitchin glasses and every last scrap of black clothing he owns, determined to save humanity, learn karate, and bang a hot chick who wears leather and rides a motorcycle. He is later arrested for groping a red haired woman in a restaurant. (Forrest Kyle)
  4. Well that answers that. It does make you blind. (Duane Shields)
  5. Cleverly disguised as a blind man, Saku waits until nobody's looking in order to steal this barrier and use its textures in the next Max Payne production. (Fausto Miguel)
  6. Saku has managed to cut back to one cigarette a day, but it's a doozie! (Al Hunt)
  7. "What, does the map end here?" (Jens Eggert)
  8. Here we see Saku Lehtien in early test footage of the next Daredevil movie where he will take over the role of Matt Murdock. Joe Siegler has been approached for the role of Kingpin. (Joseph Cirillo)
  9. Ah ah ah OZZY! (Gregory Marnayek)

In reality, this is Saku Lehtinen, Remedy's Art Director in San Jose during GDC.

Note: We received about half a dozen entries with various texts implying that Saku looks like Ozzy Osbourne in this picture.  :)