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The winning
entry was submitted by Michael Olsen. It was:
 The
tool-tip next to my cursor says Click Here For A Larger Image. But as
my cursor is smack dab on Ruben's more than ample background, which
pretty well fills the foreground, I think maybe I better don't.
Some
of the others (in no particular order):
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Looks like its rump roast for dinner!
(Cameron Orr)
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It's what I've always wanted! An
Assmaster 2000! (Gerald Lee)
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Showing extreme emotional control,
Ruben's friends quietly watch as he mounts his "Boy George"
inflatable doll gift. (Mark ???)
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The 3D Realms staff stands around
watching Ruben deflate his new present of an inflatable sex doll.
Now it isn't that he didn't appreciate the gift, but just like
every other female he's ever met she turned him down too. (Duane
Shields)
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Ruben discovers that he has
unintentionally opened the wrong pakage when he finds a Britney
Spears blow up doll. (Jason Shick)
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Break dancing has never been the same
since the '80s ended. (Adam Rofer)
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"Come On seven! Baby needs a new pair
of shoes!" (Eric Kowalski)
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Aren't you glad I'm not a plumber?
(Leon Durham)
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"Subject,Ruben Cabrera. Repeated
felon. Considered armed and extremely dangerous, but only when
standing behind him." (Shaun Finney)
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In a recent 3D Realms baby shower
diaper-changing contest, Ruben got dead last in speed, but scored
bonus points for creativity by squeezing a full diaper that
exploded all over the room, seconds after this photo was taken!
(Don Chin)
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"Oh please be a Matt Wood doll! Please
please oh please"! (G. Rhodes)
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"Allright! The keg's up to pressure
now! Who's ready for an ice-cold Shiner Bock?" (Lee Jackson)
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You think he's scary from this side?
Wait 'til he turns around. (Lee Jackson)
In
reality, this is Ruben Cabrera (foreground) at one of our past company
Christmas party gift exchanges. 3DR folks in the background
(L-R): Chris Johnson, George's girlfriend Candace, Keith Schuler & his
wife Rose, Stephen Cole, Allen Blum, & George Broussard.
And of course...
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"With Chris, Keith, and Steve blocking,
Ruben prepares to punt the copy of Xenophage." (Matt Novotny)
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The fully rendered foes are the largest,
most detailed characters even seen in a fighting game, nearly as tall
as the entire screen...the "nasty surprise" of Xenophage is finally
revealed to the public. (Edwin Herdman)
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