Contest #36: October 24 to November 6, 1997


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The winning entry was submitted by Jonathan Furnari. It was:

Steve Blackburn runs for his life after giving George Broussard a wet willy!

Some of the others (in no particular order):

  1. Once a year, the 3D Realms staff give themselves five minutes in direct sunlight. Many a programmer has been defeated by the sun's strong solar rays, and those which survive get promoted. George Broussard has achieved his Presidency through this, and his secret? "I coat myself with my own earwax, making my skin protected from the sun." Steve Blackburn, seen in the distance, however, appears to not be taking it very well. (Adam Rofer)
  2. George's ponytail makes him look like a potential date for Steve, who promptly starts his pick-up tactics. (Steven Michelson)
  3. STEVE: Mu-hahahahahahaha! At last I am free from that company. I can now practice my flips & more using the Lara Croft Work-out video! (Jeremy Brannon)
  4. Here we see George Broussard removing a shuriken he's hidden in his ponytail and preparing to put his competitor, Steve Blackburn, out of commission. (Shawn Swift)
  5. Look at George Broussard's leg. Can you notice the spot where the sock ends and the skin begins? (Adam Rofer)
  6. Steve: Toyota!!
    George: Would you stop doing that stupid commercial?! (Tony Jurjonas)
  7. "Whoops...I didn't mean to kick him THAT hard..." (Stuart McQuarrie)
  8. The Apogee Easter Egg Hunt, month seven. (Adam Rofer AGAIN)
  9. What

    Field.
    You are standing in a field on a sunny day. To the north is a strange object that looks not completely unlike a fern. To the east is a hippie near a narrow road.
    >_        (Barry Tikkanen)

In reality, this is Steve Blackburn (mugging for the camera in the distance) & George Broussard on the first hole of a local disc golf course.