Contest #35: October 10 to 23, 1997


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The winning entry was submitted by Bunso. It was:

Hi, so nice of you to come and visit us at Apogee, Mr. Kettleson.

Some of the others (in no particular order):

  1. The Joker returns, minus his makeup. (Adam Rofer)
  2. And on your left boys and girls, you will see the nice people at Apogee hard at work creating another award winning game. This stage in creating a game is called the "Make a JACKASS out of yourself for the camera!" Stage. This stage takes several minuets and is one of the hardest. (Connie Lewis)
  3. Allen Blum: "You had better not be putting condoms in the gun again...." (Adam Rofer)
  4. Ruben plays out his idea for a spin off game. "Duke Nukem Cabrera" (Frank DeCandia)
  5. "I love dart gun. It's a personal weapon." (John Riney)
  6. What appears to be a reflection of the flash in Ruben's forehead, is discovered to be a large white vein. This vein appears to be pumping a large amount of "Ketracel White" through his body... (Adam Rofer)
  7. Elmer Fudd in a Rogaine commercial (Hippogrif ??)
  8. Originally intended for in-house laughing value, this picture was somehow mysteriously obtained by Id Software. Rumors have it that Paul Steed is using it for the base of an alien mutant model in Quake 2. (Peter Taylor)
  9. You too can have clean white teeth like mine if you use this Duke Nukem power washer. (Charlie Wardick)
  10. Ruben is convinced that the whole internet is after him. Rather than doing his job, he stands in front of the Live Shot Camera, ready to pick off any late night surfers who may try to assassinate him. (Andy Iafrate)

In reality, this is Ruben Cabrera goofing off in front of the camera for no good reason.