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The winning
entry was submitted by Matthew Milan. It was:
 Shortly
after this photograph was taken, Tip and two of his associates were
apprehended by police for their involvement in the production of the
Bumfights.com video. Pictured here are two men that he allegedly paid
off to battle each other outside of a computer office complex. One of
the men was later found curled up in a storm drain, incoherently
muttering the letters "WID". Both men are being held for questioning.
-AP
Some of the others (in no particular order):
- Joe and Ruben just "interviewed" Tip for
the gay bar mission in DNF. It was later reported as the best stripper
audition ever. (Pete Savitsky)
- Here we see Ruben Cabrera having a
heart-attack and, not missing a chance for an amusing photo, the others
step in. (Kyle Randolph)
- Joe: "Okay, here's another forum member.
You remember your training Ruben?"
Ruben: "Grrrr..." (Roger Charles)
- After a long day at work, some of the
staff members decide to advertise their new revolutionary invention, the
"stand-up crapper," for their fans. (Robbie Law)
- "In reality this is (L-R): Joe Siegler &
Ruben Cabrera hamming it up with a cardboard cutout of a failed model for
DNF." (Mark Kane)
- "Sorry Ruben, it was just a joke. We
didn't mean for that cherry bomb to go off while you were on the toilet."
(Kyle Ledesma)
- Just in time for christmas! As the the
other two smile for the camera, Ruben try's his best grinch impretion.
(Jeff Langford)
- Auditions continue for whose face should
be featured as "Commander Keen 2003," set with an eighteen year-old Billy
Blaze who has long forgotten about being Commander Keen and has been
called back into action. Candidates 1, 2, and 3 are shown above in order.
Candidate 3 stands the best chance, as Candidate 1 looks a bit like Mr.
Arthur Blaze, and Candidate 2 looks like a brooding, overweight Mortimer
McMire. (Steve Trinkl)
- We here at the 3DRWF (3D Realms Wrestling
Federation) are ready to take on any, and I mean any, man idWF or EpicWF
could toss our way. We'll pound, we'll crush, and we'll bash'em to bits.
Just look at our pecks. (flex flab) (Nick Kubik)
- "Tip masters Photoshop!" (Alcoholic 007??)
In reality, this is (L-R): Joe Siegler & Ruben Cabrera hamming it up
while Tip from the 3DR Forums stands by.
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