Contest #182: October 31st to November 13th, 2003


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The winning entry was submitted by Andy Townsend. It was:

"In a poor show of sportsmanship the announcer tells the midget that if he wants his trophy he's going to have to jump for it."



Some of the others (in no particular order):

  1. So we thought we'd all hum along until the van turns up with our instruments! (Rob Falconer)
  2. The first group of winners for the "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy / Extreme Makeover" combined super-show are introduced at E3. (Al Hunt)
  3. Max Payne rolls his eyes when he hears how hard the code monkeys worked on the project. "You wanna talk hard, try to find leather in my size, XShort." (Gregory Marnayek)
  4. Post-encore farewells and thank yous from the big Menudo reunion gig. (Matt Wier)
  5. "The Knee-High P.I. has been sent to investigate the mysterious disappearance of Duke Nukem Forever." (Hit Parader ???)
  6. "We want thank you for the award of the skinniest game developers." (Jens Eggert)
  7. "Dark clothes, brimmed hats, and dark sunglasses once again proves that nerds and natural lighting do not mix." (Philip Atkins)

In reality, this is several folks from Remedy Entertainment on stage accepting an award for Max Payne at the Gathering of Developers Promised Lot at E3 2001 in Los Angeles, CA.