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The winning
entry was submitted by Gautam
Menon. It was:
 Eric:
"What?? We were discussing the upcoming Star Wars movie and I happened
to mention that Natalie Portman was a distant relation of mine..."
Some
of the others (in no particular order):
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Ok, calm down. George warned me about
this. If Charlie hugs you and wont let go, you start singing "oops
I did it again" while simultaneously rubbing... Stuff it, I'll
just hit him with this bottle. (Andrew Nisbet)
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Yes, okay, I admit it, we're gay. But
didn't you see it coming? I mean, we're level designers! We do the
interior decorating of the game! (Polaris ???)
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Eric agrees to dance with Charlie
until the women arrive. Unfortunately he fails to notice until the
last minute that the only songs being played are "It's Rainin'
Men" and "Y M C A" (Duane Shields)
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"This isn't exactly what I meant when
I said "Come get some!" (Jessica Musselman)
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Gays in the military gets a big "Two
thumbs up, way up" from local drunk Eric von Rothkirch. (Jeff Tom)
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"Unknown to most, Eric and Charlie are
actually Siamese twins. Unfortunately, Eric got the liver, so
Charlie tends to wilt after a few beers." (Leo De Bruyn)
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Those aren't streamers around Eric's
head. They're vapor trails made by Eric's brain as parts of it fly
off in four different directions trying to escape Charlie's eerie
embrace. (Lee Jackson)
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"Thumbs up for buddy love!" (Charlie
Toner)
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Charlie was really starting to push
the boundarys of "Don't ask. Don't tell." (Dave Hendrickson)
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Living proof that enough alcohol will
allow you to pick up anything in the bar. (Mike Cypert)
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The Xenophage Fans Anonymous meetings
always end in a bunch of drunk guys hugging each other. Well,
guess which one of these guys is less drunk. (Steven Trinkl)
In reality, this is Eric von Rothkirch & Charlie Wiederhold at
a Halloween party.
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