Contest #136: November 30 to December 13, 2001


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The winning entry was submitted by Chris Caviness. It was:

Click here for a larger image!The winner of this contest is actually entry #1 in the list.  It's too big to put here next to the picture.

Some of the others (in no particular order):

  1. "Next week on Survivor: Garland..."

    * Since the merge, the 2 remaining Dukesters, John and Matt have been unable to form a strong alliance with any of the former Paynes to keep from being the next to be voted out of the limo
    * Not sure exactly where they are going, and losing his mind over considering the possibilities, Joe gives in to temptation and starts doing the Macarena.
    * Ruben sees Joe's recent decline in mental and social capacity as his opportunity sway the tribe's voting in his favor and vote Joe out at the next Tribal Council
    * Bryan, shocked by realizing the rhythm really is going to get you, considers an alliance with the former Dukesters...but is it too late? (Chris Caviness)
  2. Tonight on Fox: When Webmasters Try to Sing. An in-depth look at the painfully awkward moments and embarrasing situations caused by the Web-savvy who can code PHP, but don't know an A-sharp from a high E. Plus, special interview with survivor Matt Wood, who explains how he's heard better notes coming from Ruben's ass. (Shawn Reitman)
  3. "No, seriously, dude. Chicks dig middle aged video game programmers in Duke Nukem shirts and jean jackets." (Jake Vinson)
  4. Joe Seigler gets so bored on the way home, he gives his reflection a lapdance. Not suprisingly, the reflection rejects him... (Joseph Grant)
  5. 7 guys in a limo with a mirror roof, yeah sounds like a gay porno. (Omega 3 ???)
  6. Joe: I'm telling you guys, we're going to be the next big Boy Band! didn't you hear what Scott said? all you need is good marketing! (Andrew Nisbet)
  7. In the cramped confines of the smallest limo in the world, the 3D Realms crew desperately seeks refuge from the horrid scene as Joe Siegler picks the wrong time to show his appreciation for Men at Work's Greatest Hits that is now blaring through the stereo. (Kyle Randolph)
  8. *Ruben looks up* Hey, where's the brown beanbag chair that I'm seeing in the reflection? Oh, wait. *sob* (Jake Vinson)
  9. (to the tune of "Hotel California")

    Mirrors on the ceiling
    Joe next to disco lights
    ..and Ruben said,
    We are all just passengers here
    Of our own device.
    And in the master's limo
    They gathered for the feast
    Joe thinks he is Travolta now
    but no one wants him "cheek-to-cheek" (Lee Jackson)

In reality, this is several of us in a limo heading back from a company outing.  L-R: Matt Wood, unknown, Bryan Turner, Joe Siegler, Ruben Cabrera, & John Pollard.