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The winning
entry was submitted by Ron
Savarese. It was:
 Speaking
at an Enzyte testimonial dinner, Joe proudly shows off his new condom.
Some
of the others (in no particular order):
- Joe Siegler evilly hocks a nougie onto the
diffuser. Wait until the next person has to use the mike he thinks. (Greg
Mamayek)
- Joe Siegler won't be invited to sing the
national anthem at the start of any more games; the crowd didn't much
appreciate Joe's altering the song's final lyrics to, "o'er the land of
Nukem 3 and the home of Xenophage" -- or that he kept vigorously grabbing
his crotch. (Scott Pakin)
- Luciano Pavarotti's illegitimate son. It's
a pity he inherited the voice from his mothers side of the family. (Frank
Paniz)
- "Goooooooooooooooooddddd
Moooorrrrrniiiiiiiing Laas Vegaaaaaaaas!" (Rory O'Kelly)
- This shocking, behind-the-scenes footage
at 3D Realms confirms Duke scraping a new low in his quest for one-liners:
"Please excuse me from being late. I have explosive diarrhea." (Steven
Trinkl)
- Joe starts singing: "On the 12th Day of
Christmas... My true love gave to me: Duke Nukem Forever and Forever and
Forever..." (Bill New)
- "W3DR Radio from Garland, TX on the air!
What? Take Two Interactive? ... Next caller!" (Brandon Jones)
- 10 minutes before this picture was taken,
Joe had drank 15 bottles of Coke getting himself ready to return to the
role of 'Dopefish'. (Peter Papadopoulos)
In reality, this is Joe Siegler doing
some voice recording for Duke Nukem Forever.
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