Contest #208: December 13th to January 3, 2005


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The winning entry was submitted by Chris Caviness. It was:

Keith has just been told Joe was the highest bidder in the secret office "Make Keith My Bitch For a Week" charity auction!

Some of the others (in no particular order):

  1. Joe desperately clings to one of the last people he can use in camera caption contests to avoid being reduced to using images of stale half-eaten food he finds around the office. (Ryan Raner)
  2. Joe tries his hand at proctology. (Michael Pulley)
  3. "The [later cut, due to strong, sexual "ogre tendancies", not suitable even for adults] honeymoon scene of Shrek 2" (Clay Witt)
  4. "Oh, Joe...I *knew* you were happy to see me...I just didn't knoOOOOWOW!" (Doug Graham)
  5. Order Now the "Jam Yer Thumb Up His Butthole" martial art instruction video by Keith and Joe. (for those that don't know, it's a reference to this picture.) (Tommi Äijälä)
  6. "Pssst. Duke Nukem Forever has gone gold. Pass it on." (Ron Savarese)
  7. Joe Accepts Keith's proposal. 3D Realms will cover relocation expenses to Massachusetts. (Keith Watt)
  8. "Welcome brother, to the Dolphin Lovers Society, now if you can just bend over, I will do you blow hole inspection." (Neill Glancy)
  9. "He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old steer-and I laughed when I saw him, 'til he bit off my ear..." (Ben Kuhner)
  10. As Keith was not, in time-honored tradition, "hamming it up" for the 3DR photographer, Joe found a way to make him, in reality, "squeal like a pig". (Ed Duffy)

In reality, this is Keith Schuler & Joe Siegler hamming it up at the 2004 edition of our company Christmas party.