Contest #111: December 1st to 14th, 2000


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The winning entry was submitted by Vince Batchelor. It was:

This is your brain. This is your brain on drugs. This is your brain on drugs and playing Daikatana.

Some of the others (in no particular order):

  1. "As these pictures will attest, these are the cleanest nostrils on the face of the planet. Joe Siegler is a nose-picker. I rest my case." (Greg Miller)
  2. Joe Siegler shows off his latest invention: "Hello, my name is..." tags for the functionally illiterate. (Scott Pakin)
  3. Joe Siegler, after consulting with psychics, has determined that he was a deer in a former life... a deer that met a gruesome death in the headlights of an Edsel. The most compelling evidence is his all-too-frequent flashbacks to the moment of death. (Daryl Putman)
  4. Top left: This is Joe when he's constipated
    Bottom left: This is Joe When he's aroused
    On computer screen: This one's about half-way between aroused, and constipated. Whatever the hell that is... (Ryan Hadlock)
  5. The first meeting of the Joe Siegler fan club is a webcast! (Polaris ???)
  6. "Einstein was wrong... the same idiot *can* occupy the same space at the same time... three times actually..." (John Morgan)
  7. "I'm Daryl, this is my other brother Daryl, and my other brother Daryl." (JFreud ???)
  8. "Just one look of stupidity isn't enough for anyone who paid for Daikatana." (John Albers)
  9. "The spectacular Tri-Siegler(tm), a powerful package, which with little stress administers websites, bulletin boards and plays computer games at the same time, is shown in action here." (Morten Helmstedt)
  10. Got Joe? (Mathew Tschirgi)

In reality, this is Joe Siegler doing... we don't know what.

 Here's a couple of honorable mentions:
  1. "I'll take 'People Who Have Way Too Much Free Time' for $400, Alex." (Lee Jackson)

  2. Joe practices for the game "Fixed Expressions" on Whose Line is it anyway - he looks surprisingly like Tony Slattery's usual expression. (Joe Siegler)