Contest #64: December 4 to 17, 1998


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The winning entry was submitted by Jaryn Lutkin. It was:

Dennis quickly tries to get into the 'Praying Mantis' position, but fails miserably, attaining only the 'Crazy Old Man' position..

Some of the others (in no particular order):

  1. "The Teleporter is unsafe, dammit! Look at my wedding ring! look! Now do you understand? When I left I was single!" (Michael Olson)
  2. Dennis: "I'm a little teapot, short and stout! Here is my handle, here is my spout! When I get all steamed up, then I shout... wait a minute! Why am I singing this? STEVE!!!! What the Hell did you put in the damn coffee? Steve: Hee-hee-hee!  (Shaun O'Connor)
  3. Steve: That camera's a little bit off, try ajusting it like this.. Dennis: OK, justa second.. Hey!! I think I got it to wo-*BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ* (Chris Hannah)
  4. "That's the card shuffle I used to do in Vegas. Of course... it looked a lot better when I caught them as well." (Justin Heyes-Jones)
  5. Dennis was never the same after Steve introduced him to sexyteens.com. (Rowan Crawford)
  6. "Never heard of a double-wedgey?? Well you kinda grab here, and here.. hang on, it's better if I demo it on someone.. Steve!" (Rowan Crawford)
  7. What evil lurks in the hearts of men. Dennis Scarff knows... (Matt Wittenstein)

In reality, this is the late Dennis Scarff goofing for the camera (with Steve Quarrella in the background).