 That's
something that a lot of younger fans seem to ask us a lot.
No, it's not really happening, but if you want to make it happen
now, you can. How? Well, if you're familiar with the
Maxis smash game, "The Sims", you now have it in your hands
to be able to do this.
It
was recently brought to our attention by "Buke" that
there is a Duke Nukem skin for the game out there. It's
available at the site "The
7 Deadly Sims", and a picture of it is shown here.
Other skins you can pick up there are Lara Croft (with or without
shades), as well as one of the recent E3 3D Realms Duke Nukem
booth babes. Yup - one of our booth babes has been modeled
in the Sims, too! So, I decided to download all three
skins, and have a little fun. I imported them all into the game,
and moved Duke into one of the houses that came with the game.
The
pictures below tell a story. Check 'em out. They can all
be clicked on for a larger image which will spawn in another
window.
BTW,
before anyone from Maxis freaks out, this is no attempt to steal their
game or their copyright or anything lame like that. I thought
that this was really funny, and the Maxis web site did not allow me to
store this many pictures in their online family photo album, so I'm
putting them here. Please make sure to visit http://www.thesims.com
for a bunch of cool stuff for your Sims game!
 Image #1
For no good reason - here's a picture of Duke
plunging the toilet. Trust me - the story gets far more exciting than
Duke with his hands near a clogged toilet. :)
 Image #2
Duke doesn't care where he makes out with
a chick - this time it's in the kitchen with the E3 booth babe.
 Image #3
A little dancing is always cool, too!
 Image #4
More kissing, leading to...
 Image #5
Duke proposes to 3DR Booth Babe (that's
her name in the game!)...
 Image #6
...and is turned down! What kind of
woman would turn down being married to Duke?
 Image #7
Undaunted, Duke tries again...
 Image #8
...and this time, she accepts. Look at
that rock!
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#9
The booth babe & Duke get dressed for
their wedding...
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#10
"Do you Duke, take this booth babe to be your lawfully wedded wife?"
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#11
You may now kiss the bride.... Awww....
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#12
Mr. & Mrs. Duke Nukem sleep in their
bed after the wedding.
 Image #13
Duke heads to work to his job as a
military strongman. For some reason, the military job track
seemed the only one in the Sims appropriate enough for
Duke. :)
 Image #14
Gee, a booth babe who can fix things,
too. How handy! :)
 Image #15
Every guy's fantasy - the woman does all the disgusting work, while the guy sits on his ass - preferably on a computer (watching TV is good, too).
 Image #16
Duke dances like an idiot while the booth babe wonders why he hasn't cleaned up his plate from dinner.
Gee, what a nag.
 Image #17
Mmmm.. Booth babes & hot
tubs! That's more like it!
 Image #18
Who is this visiting our house? Why, it's
Lara Croft! Here we see Mrs. Booth Babe greeting Lara.
 Image #19
You know, only in The Sims would you ever
catch Duke Nukem & Lara Croft playing chess!
 Image #20
That Lee Jackson writes some kick ass music, doesn't he?
The story continues on the next page...
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