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The winning entry was submitted by Kerry
Johnson. It was:
 As he leaves, a stunned and befuddled tech support team wonders not
why Scott Miller, President of Apogee, enforces random drug testing, but instead, why four
men to a cup.
Some of the others (in no particular order):
- Apogee's idea of a kegger. (David Caswell)
- Employees at Apogee tune Scott out while he tries to take
donations for another box of "Chalet Creme" Girl Scout Cookies. (Carlos
Galliani)
- AP/UPI Garland TX -- Apogee stocks plummeted today when this
picture of their president, Scott Miller, was accidentally released to the public. One
former shareholder was heard saying, "My God, that man actually had some control over
MY money. I'm going to have nightmares!". (Al Hunt)
- Mental note.....fire Brett for beating me at Duke...fire Jason
for laughing about it..and fire Bryan for the hell of it.... (Michael ???)
- "I like to take a walk in the real world from time to
time. The framerate is so good." (Stephane Edwardson)
- "Hi, I'm Scott Miller. Welcome to the tech support room,
where we do our best to answer your questions on an individual basis; because we at 3D
Realms know that each person is different, and requires assistance that suits their needs.
You'll find comfort and relaxation with the most entertaining action games on the market,
and reliability with our technical support staff. And remember, I'm not only the 3D Realms
president, but I'm also a client." (Marshall Hay)
- "Hey mister, help pay for a new hand?" (Neph
Mitchell)
- Scott abruptly ends his 1230 meeting, realizing that having a
"Bladder Buster" size cup of "Duke Nukem" brand Coffee at noon was not
a wise idea. (Gerald Roberts)
- Scott Miller approaches the camera, ready to do battle. Hear
his roar! (Rob Clein)
- .Man O' Man! I never knew that the boys at Tech Support could
be so boring! I'm OUTTA HERE! (Steve Hawco)
In reality, this is Scott Miller
(president of Apogee) walking out of the Tech Support room. Behind him are L-R: Brett Young, Jason Reed, Dennis Desmeth, & Bryan Turner.
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