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The winning entry was submitted by Michael
Moen. It was:
 The winner is actually #1 in the list below; it was too large to put
next to the picture here. :)
Some of the others (in no particular order):
- SUBJECT CASEFILE "LEE JACKSON"
1:39 AM - Subject suddenly ran and shut off lights when a young Nancy Reagan appeared on
the stimulus monitor. His activities during this time are unknown.
2:04 AM - Subject has turned the lights back on and now seems to have a decreased rate of
activity. This may have to due with the subjects "lights off" behavior.
2:06 AM - The subject has shown surprising intellect in noticing and finding the camera.
Luckily the doorknob has remained a mystery and he remains within the containment area.
2:14 AM - Unfortunately the experiment will have to be cancelled due to the fact that a
1935 patent covering "man/men wearing spectacles or other eye-sight enhancing devices
placed in a room or room-like structure that may or may not contain air." is under
violation. (Michael Moen)
- #4555..."Thank you for calling Apogee, all our lines are
busy at the moment, please remain on the line."
#4565 & #4566 ..."All our line remain active, please stand by"...
#4569 ..."Sorry, your connection to Apogee has been terminated. Our Offices are
closed for the day. Please Try again tomorrow!"... (Charles Jackson - no relation)
- A recent discovery by Apogee Games shows the alleged
una-bomber breaking into their offices in early morning hours and displayed an open threat
to the game technology company. (Cameron Clark)
- At least this time it's not his foot! (Ian Easton)
- "Lee sends out a special greeting to Epic
MegaGames." (Cameron Clark)
- ...and now you know WHY it will be ready when it's ready!
(Victor Patuzzi)
- Duke Nukem really let himself slip and now he sits around in
his apartment watching TV and playing with a sign. (Robert O' Keefe)
- "On our left is Lee Jackson in his natural habitat. Let's
see if we can get him to do a trick for us... Oh well, maybe next time." (Jason Glor)
In reality, this is a montage of
pictures of Lee Jackson in the employee lounge.
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