Contest #15: December 20, 1996 to January 2, 1997


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The winning entry was submitted by Charlie Raymond. It was:

3D Realms runs out of interesting pictures to take.

Some of the others (in no particular order):

  1. '"In the Apogee museum you see several items which once cluttered the desk of Joe Siegler. A computer mouse with mouse pad, Joe's signature Dopefish mug, and a rather large paperweight." (Gilbert Clark)
  2. .. now if you guys are really good, then you can port Duke to this Apple (John Marzulli)
  3. Dopefish tries with all his might to operate the Apple computer, yet he is just a mug. (Tony Jurjonas)
  4. A Dopefish's Paradise -- An apple an a mouse to eat! (Robert Aubie)
  5. It is most apparent that this picture is from a desk who is very cheap. GOP. Elephant. Bob Dole? Newt Gingrich? Ronald Reagan? (Daniel Miyamoto)
  6. Here is a song I made up about the marriage between the mousepad and the CPU and her children. This song is to be sung to the theme music of the "Brady Bunch", the portion at the end in () is to be sung like a triplet. (Brett Gengler)

    Here is the story, of a Man name mousepad, Who was sitting on a desk-all by his own, He was a cushion of foam, like his father-but he was all alone.

    Here is the story, of a chick name Apple, She has numerous children-all of her own, All of them had heads of white, like their mother, but they were all along,

    Until one day when this mousepad meet this Apple, and they knew that this was much more than a mess, this group, must somehow form a family,

    That's (how they became) the Apple IIgs, The IIgs, *dum, dum, dum* The IIgs, *dum, dum, dum* That's the way they became the IIgs!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In reality, this is a bunch of things on Joe Siegler's desk, including his Apple IIgs.