Contest #16: January 3 to 16, 1997


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The winning entry was submitted by Edward Quan. It was:

I know I'm not Scully, and the truth may not be out there, but it'll have to do!!

Some of the others (in no particular order):

  1. '(self help ad voice) Is the thrill of goofing off at work fading? Is solitaire boring the hell out of you? Then play the new Anti-Action/Adventure game LOITERER 2000 and you'll be able to goof off with your new pretend friends at an office building that isn't even yours! This includes virtual water coolers, vending machines and, YES! even virtual bosses to avoid! Play amusing mini-games like flip off the janitor. (actual screenshot shown) (Douglas Easton)
  2. Steve to Doug, "Use the force Doug... feel everyone staring at you.... use the force." (Ryan Helme)
  3. Doug stands back for a running jump and makes another failed effort to "dive into the Information Superhighway", like CNet recommended. (Matt McDonald)
  4. With a vicious tear across it's face, precious ketchup dripping from the wound, the wild fuzzy ketchup pack crouches, preparing to attack it's victims. (Tim Morrison)
  5. "Thanks Doug but I already know the way to the bathroom." (Rylann Poole)
  6. After an exhausting search, Doug finally spots Steve's box of doughnuts. (Geoff Taylor)
  7. Capture the flag was over. Doug Wood had noticed the cheap trick of the red team; placing their flag right in front of the Live Shot Camera, so that all would know when the blue team tried to cheat! (Jonah Bishop)

In reality, this is Doug Wood pointing out the Live Shot Camera to Steve Hornback.