Duke Nukem Fan Freezes Himself
The anticipation associated with waiting for a game to be released can be a frustrating experience. One creative fan has figured out a way to beat the agony of impatience. On November 26th, John Bruin will be inserted into a tube, drained of all bodily fluids, and subjected to extremely low temperatures. He will remain in stasis for 6-18 months, during which time he will be monitored by his sister, Susan, and a border collie.
So starts a rather funny piece entitled "Duke4 fan freezes self". This "news article" appeared on a site called "The Mushroom". Head on over there today and check it out, if you want a good laugh. Kids, don't try this at home.