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The winning
entry was submitted by Al Hunt. It was:
 "Ok. See the stupid looking one with the goofy grin? Hit it with the stick. No. The other stupid looking one... Ok, no. The other-other stupid looking one... there you go."
Some
of the others (in no particular order):
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Matt's jealous of Ruben's date. (Mike Olsen)
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Ruben unveils the new "Walmart friendly" stripper for DNF (Mike
Nisbet)
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Ruben's date comes apart when hit upon!
(Jonna Johnson)
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At the beginning of a recent news conference, this effigy was savagely beaten to death and had its insides pulled out by 3D Realms staff. That’s what will happen to the next person who asks when DNF will be finished. Now, any more questions? (Frank
Paniz)
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Instead of finishing Duke Nukem Forever, we built this state of the art TeleTubbie. With significant improvements since it's inaugural launch, the TT-69 (pleasure model) has become the most popular 'toy' at our 'special' events'. (Curtis Curran)
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Matt, Ruben and George caught on-camera after a
particularly nasty night of drinking. (Richard Wurzer)
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It appears that Ruben wants to prove Pat Robertson right about the Teletubbies. Just don't ask why he has to hold the thing with both hands, ok? (Chris Funk)
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We must sacrifice this virg....uh..We must sacrifice this green thing to the god of game releases. (Vince Batchelor)
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Matt, Ruben and Dipsy are caught performing the
Teletubbie sandwich dance....lucky Ruben....he always gets the middle. (Aaron Heller)
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"Come on guys, this is the best date
Ruben has had in months" (Chris Evans)
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The new 3D Realms television advertisement.
RUBEN: "Hey there, kiddies! You'd better tell your older brothers to buy 3D Realms games, or we'll _kill_ this Teletubby."
MATT: "Nyeh heh heh heh!" (Scott Pakin)
In reality, this is Matt Wood & Ruben Cabrera with a gift pinata
at the 2000 Xmas party.
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