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The winning
entry was submitted by Steve Yemenijian. It was:
 "And what would YOU like for Christmas, little boy?"
"All I want is a copy of Duke Nukem Forever!"
"What do you think Santa is, a miracle worker???"
Some
of the others (in no particular order):
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Game programmers & alcohol: The sad, sad truth (Stephen Bowser)
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"There! That bright thing on the fireplace mantel! It's God come to punish us all for delaying DNF! Nooooo!" (??? - Lost Name for this submission)
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"ARRRR! I be Red-Eye Joe the pirate! And be the tastiest wench I ever did see!" (John Morgan)
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Allen : "No, those are antlers, not mistletoe" (Clyde
Balneaves)
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Allen's "Silent but Deadly" has a most peculiar affect on Keith's central nervous system. (Michael Gough)
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Ha!!! You said I couldn't lick my own eyeball. Pay up buddy!!! (Norm McLeod)
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You really think that's Keith Schuler there don't you? That's what Allen thought too, right before he saw Keith's right forearm MORPH INTO A METAL SPIKE (not shown). (Shawn
R)
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"Come to Santa Butthead." (Grant
Metts)
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5 reasons why I don't think Keith's wife would want to see this photo.
a) Look where his left hand is.
b) Look at his facial expression.
c) Look where his right hand is.
d) Look at how his right sleeve is rolled up.
e) Look at Allen's little smirk. (Gerald Lee)
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After years of confrontations and uncomfortable silences, Allen realized that he didn't mind Keith's "Ass-grabbing Santa" routine quite so much anymore. (John Morgan)
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From the director of "Dumb and Dumber" comes this holiday season's new American classic-- "Pasty and Pastier"! (note: their shirts are actually off-white, but we had to change the picture's contrast to avoid blinding our audiences) (Steve
Yemenijian)
In reality, this is Keith Schuler & Allen Blum hamming it up at
our 1999 Christmas party.
And two honorable mentions:
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Keith: I hate wearing hats.....how can you stand it?
Allan: I don't even take my hat off during showers, but I love the color of your shirt! (Terry Nagy - former 3D Realms employee)
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"Just hurry up and take the blasted picture, so we can get rid of these stupid hats!" (Andrew Beard) - This one wasn't terribly funny, but it was the truth! :)
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