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The winning
entry was submitted by Grant Metts. It was:
 George Broussard: "Okay. Here's the plan. We continually promise to release the game Duke Nukem Forever, driving computer gamers all over the world mad with anticipation. We then threaten not to release the game, causing worldwide riots and driving computer gamers mad, that is... unless the world pays us... a hefty ransom?" Number Two: "That, too, has already happened." George Broussard: "Shit."
Some
of the others (in no particular order):
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"Now, as I was saying, the key to avoiding speeding tickets is to grow long hair, so the cops don't recognize you. You should also vary which McDonald's you stop at on your way to work." (Jamie Redmond)
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"Ok, so it's agreed: We take pre-orders for three more months, ship the empty boxes, and all move
to Aruba." (John Morgan)
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George: "Okay, today's order of business, making the... hey... you two aren't drinking Dr. Pepper! You're fired! I want teamwork!" (Simon Charles)
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"No, I don't think YOU understand. The African swallow could CLEARLY carry the coconut." (Stephen
Skojec)
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"...and when you pull both fingers it
effectively doubles the stench power!" (Andy Gustafson)
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George calls Remedy to an urgent meeting in order to demonstrate his new technique for crossing his eyes. (Josh Jones)
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Through elaborate hand gestures, ponytail boy desperately tries to explain to the person next to him that when the company is advertising for Dr. Pepper, to have all the labels of the other soda brands turned AWAY from the camera. (Adam
Rheingans)
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"Yeah, so if Mo had just gone like this when Curly blocked, he *still* could've poked him in the eyes.." (John Morgan)
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You can cut the tension with a knife as Steven prepares for the potential game-winning kick in the annual 3D Realms "Darkened Room Paper Football" tournament. (Lee Jackson of 3D Realms)
In reality, this is a meeting between 3D Realms & Remedy at 3D
Realms HQ in our conference room.
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