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The winning
entry was submitted by Aaron Larson. It was:
 'Twas the night before X-mas and in 3DRealms' house,
Not a project got finished cuz the VP was soused.
Some
of the others (in no particular order):
- What a great idea! Leave Santa a Margarita dispensing machine! That'll get us some great presents! (Ryan Van Eck)
- Indian man standing off-camera: "Stephen J. Blackburn! Are you stealing Squishies?!" (Derrick Jensen)
- "If Steve thinks that's a water fountain I hate to think what he just used for a urinal!" (Frank DeCandia)
- And you wondered what creative juices were at work behind the scenes at our company. (Brian Poe)
- Real men don't use cups. (Norman McLeod)
- Poor Steve didn't figure out what he had just drank... he should have spit, not swallowed. (Jarrett
Garneau)
- "You know guys, I wish I would have spent a few more bucks on the real rogaine instead of the generic brand". "I don't think I look good with this red and white hair".
(Extroman ???)
- With antic like this, I think the age old question of "Why do you always have to say when its done, give us a damn release date" is finally answered.
(Rayden ???)
- "Ugh, If I'm gonna be santa at the mall all day taking present requests from bratty kids, I might as well get piss drunk beforehand." (Adam Krumbrein)
In reality, this is Steve Blackburn drinking directly from the
Margarita machine at our 1999 Christmas party.
An Honorable Mention:
Steve, being challenged to "suck it down," blindly does so without asking who's been near the margarita machine lately. George, out of camera range, smiles. (3D Realms' Lee Jackson)
And here's one just for the hardcore Red Dwarf fans out there:
1. Steve: "Oooh, chilled margarita."
2. Joe: "Steve, have you, by any chance, seen the Red Dwarf out-takes tape where they reveal the alternate ending to season six?"
3. Steve: "No... Why do you ask?"
4. Joe: "Because... hee hee... That's not chilled margarita!"
(Stephen Roy Michelson)
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