Contest #228: January 13th to February 16th, 2006

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The winning entry was submitted by Phil Atkins. It was:

"The staff come to the unanimous agreement that George Broussard's bag lunches are spiraling out of control."

Some of the others (in no particular order):

  1. What Thanksgiving would be like if the pilgrims had crashed ashore in Galveston. (Aaron Larson)
  2. "Well that's the last time we get the art department to organise the catering - I'm sick of having to pick between (216,191,16) and (27,81,19), and there's not even enough (190,7,3) to put on the turkey." (Oliver Stannus)
  3. The rare chance for a programmer to see a breast. (Aaron Corcoran)
  4. "Duke just couldn't bare to see all that Pig Cop meat go to waste." (Jonathan Vathauer)
  5. Everyone was too used to the Pizza diet that this stuff did not appeal to them. (Patrick Johnson Jr)
  6. So much food, so many trays. And not a single Monk Meal in sight. (Eric Baker)

In reality, this was the spread in our lunchroom for our annual employee Thanksgiving meal.