Contest #229: February 17th to March 9th, 2006

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The winning entry was submitted by Scott Pakin. It was:

3D Realms now has a graphical response to the query, "When will Duke Nukem Forever be available?"

Some of the others (in no particular order):

  1. While the foreground is enough to make the sanest of sane scratch their head, the background is enough to make you wonder, "why are they hiding behind the couch?" (Patrick Johnson Jr)
  2. In the immortal words of Duke Nukem: "Your face, your ass, what's the difference?" (Mark Schneider)
  3. "Doug proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that by making countless models every day, you too can crap out puzzle cubes." (Matt Davidson)
  4. After a fair amount of alcohol, Doug decides to imitate Donkey Kong. (Erik Lore)
  5. "During a sadly overrated version of 'charades', Doug Wood attempts to recreate some of the highlights of Steve Blackburn's German vacation..." (Doug Graham)
  6. You too can have a butt like this!  For just five easy payments of $9.95, I will send you the secret to my success; ten years of sitting, drawing pictures for video games. (Aaron Corcoran)
  7. Joe, I've not seen such bravery for photographic journalism since Vietnam! (John White)
  8. White guys performing 'I like Big Butts' for the new 'White guys who can't dance channel'. (John White)
  9. The beginning of Doug Wood's not-so-successful career as a Calvin Klein model. (Eric Baker)
  10. "Always wanted to know how the goatse guy looks dressed"  (Martin G)

In reality, this was an alcohol enhanced photo taken by Joe Siegler during the Super Bowl party at Tom Hall's house in February 1997.  (L-R): Joe's wife Lynn, Doug Wood's ass, Joe Selinske, & Tom Hall.