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The winning
entry was submitted by Scott Pakin. It was:
 3D
Realms now has a graphical response to the query, "When will Duke
Nukem Forever be available?"
Some
of the others (in no particular order):
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While the foreground is enough to make the
sanest of sane scratch their head, the background is enough to make you
wonder, "why are they hiding behind the couch?" (Patrick Johnson Jr)
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In the immortal words of Duke Nukem: "Your
face, your ass, what's the difference?" (Mark Schneider)
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"Doug proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that
by making countless models every day, you too can crap out puzzle
cubes." (Matt Davidson)
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After a fair amount of alcohol, Doug decides
to imitate Donkey Kong. (Erik Lore)
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"During a sadly overrated version of
'charades', Doug Wood attempts to recreate some of the highlights of
Steve Blackburn's German vacation..." (Doug
Graham)
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You too can have a butt like this! For just
five easy payments of $9.95, I will send you the secret to my success;
ten years of sitting, drawing pictures for video games. (Aaron Corcoran)
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Joe, I've not seen such bravery for
photographic journalism since Vietnam! (John White)
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White guys performing 'I like Big Butts' for
the new 'White guys who can't dance channel'. (John White)
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The beginning of Doug Wood's not-so-successful
career as a Calvin Klein model. (Eric Baker)
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"Always wanted to know how the goatse guy
looks dressed" (Martin G)
In reality, this was an alcohol
enhanced photo taken by Joe Siegler during the Super Bowl party at
Tom Hall's house in February 1997. (L-R): Joe's wife Lynn,
Doug Wood's ass, Joe Selinske, & Tom Hall.
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