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The winning entry was submitted by
Tom Sweeney. It
was:
 "OH MY GOD!!" Screams of horror can be heard as Steve demonstrates
how the strippers should dance in Duke Nukem Forever.
Here are some of the others (in no particular order):
- Steve is halfway through his favorite "Big Kahuna"
fantasy in the boss' office when he realizes to his horror that he's no longer alone.
(Jeff Lake)
- Impressed by the Olympics, Steve is practicing snowboarding on
a tire in his office. Unfortunately, he has no experience, and worst of all -- no sanity.
(Ildar Sagdejev)
- FOR SALE - Spare tire (unused), office chair (Some
scratching). WANTED TO BUY - Neck brace, heating pad (Michael Moen)
- When I bite into a York Peppermint Patty, I feel a BLAST of
icy wind rushing past my body! (Phil Price)
- Still somewhat disturbed from the mad cow milking incident,
Steve shows off his part in the Black Angels air demonstration team. Sure, they may not be
all that spectacular, but they're the best softball players in Garland! (Liam Hassett)
- Thanks to catlike reflexes honed from his many years of
Dukejitsu training, Steve was able to avoid serious injury after a fellow employee plowed
into the office building following a spectacular wipeout during their annual Parking Lot
Death Rally Tournament. (Kerry Johnson)
- Steve did his best to look like part of the office furniture,
but in the end Lee shot him the paintball all the same (Michael Moen)
- "Hey, I can see into Allen Dilling's office from here!
Why is he still wearing his cow suit, and WHAT is he doing to Bryan Turner?" (Al
Hunt)
- Warning -> Be on the Lookout for this man, Steve Blackburn.
He has recently escaped from an asylum for the criminally insane in Garland, Texas. If you
see him, calmly turn and walk the other way. Call us at 1-800-BELLEVUE. Do not attempt to
apprehend him yourself. He is extremely dangerous. Especially, when in the presence of
all-weather tires. (Donny Davis)
In reality, this is Steve Blackburn
hamming it up on a tire that happens to be in his office.
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