Contest #45: March 13 to 26, 1998


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The winning entry was submitted by Jim Sorrell.  It was:

"I really wish this was a steak."

Some of the others (in no particular order):

  1. (engage Duke voice) "It's time to kick ass, and eat this sandwich. And I'm almost out of sandwich."  (John Riney)
  2. Type, Type, Hungry  (Andre Viens)
  3. "Joe is attempting to procrastinate by eating lunch because he despises the Green TV web site layout."  (Jerry Springer)
  4. "Now people in this picture we will notice the 7 yes, count them 7 Duke Nukem cases on the shelf.. this is a perfect example of what we call 'Dukeaholica'"  (Garrett Kuchta)
  5. "Though initially quite agitated at working late, Joe became surpassingly calm when the remains of Lee's lunch were tossed his way."   (Michael Moen)
  6. Hey Scott! Look at this, I found that sandwich from our company picnic last month! Mmmmmmm.... moldy cheese.........  (ApoQ Bob ???)
  7. Here we have Joe Siegler testing the latest anti-crumb keyboard.  (Chainsaw ???)

In reality, this is Joe Siegler eating a sandwich at his desk.

Note From Joe:  I got quite a lot of entries making comments about there being a lot of copies of Duke Nukem 3D on my desk.  For the record, there were nine of them.  In this picture from L-R: The Duke3D Screen Saver Box, The Mac Duke3D Box, 2 copies of the Duke3D Shareware Box, The regular US v1.3d Edition Box, The Australian "restricted" Box, The Plutonium PAK Box, The regular US Atomic Edition Box, and the sideways one on the top is the European Eidos Duke3D Box.   :)