Contest #95: March 17th to 30th, 2000


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The winning entry was submitted by Adam Rofer. It was:

The new Broussard "Come Get Some" condoms! Collect all three flavors: "Atomic Lime," "Badass Blueberry," and "Suck-it-down Strawberry!"

Some of the others (in no particular order):

  1. "Buy the official Duke Nukem Casino Chips! You can use them for playing cards, to decorate the christmas tree or just to annoy people by constantly throwing them at them. They're the biggest hit since Xenophage! Come get some!" (Harm-Jan Broekema)

  2. "Hey guys! Check out my POG collection! These things are still cool...right?" (Scott McClain)

  3. I tried taking these to Vegas. I said, "What's the difference?" All they would say is, "Your face. Your ass. What's the difference?" (Frank DeCandia)

  4. When the chips are down, most of the Duke Nukem Forever team works harder, others just play with the chips. (Greg Kishi)

  5. OK, I've got the money, now if someone could just point me to the hookers... (Bill Jr???)

  6. Go ahead - make me play. (Bruce Hall)

  7. What could I do?? Price Costco doesn't sell just one condom ! (Bob Bowman)

  8. "Counterfeit casino currency? I have no idea what you're talking about!" (Jim Douglas)

  9. "Hmmm maybe the LevelLord would like to help fund Duke Nukem Forever tonight!" (Tomes)

  10. George: "You know, back when we set up 3DRealms as a front for high stakes poker games, who could have thought that I'll become the head of the largest gambling cartel in Texas. Now, if only it wasn't so damn hard to keep a straight face when people ask about DN4, life would be perfect.". (Mike Ahovsky)

  11. "When George was told to 'always bet on Duke' he immediately put his entire life savings into these cool but otherwise useless Casino Chips and is now on his way to Vegas to 'get rich quick'. We really don't know whether to laugh or cry." (Harm-Jan Broekema)

  12. Here we see George demonstrating my odds of ever winning a caption contest. (Paul Oswald)

In reality, this is George Broussard with the Duke Nukem Casino Chips he had made for himself to use for poker games at his house.