Contest #47: April 10 to 23, 1998


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The winning entry was submitted by Bill Goodhead. It was:

William prays: 'Oh God, Please let my Dallas Cowboys win it ALL this year!'...

(If you knew William, you'd know why this is funny)

Some of the others (in no particular order):

  1. William Scarboro quickly realizes that it is not possible to stay inside where it's warm, and catch snowflakes on his tongue at the same time. (Sam Deth)
  2. Spotting the gum he'd left there at last years Christmas party William soon realized George is more of a slob than he had ever imagined. (Sacks ???)
  3. Why are the keg taps so high? (Chris Wilson)
  4. Sounds like those guys from ID software are on the roof again. When are they gonna stop trying to crash our parties? (Ron Dorst)
  5. William discovers the picture of the Spice Girls that George likes to stare at while lying down on his couch.  (Adam Rofer)
  6. "Just an inch longer.  That's all I ask"   (Adam Rofer)
  7. I'm to sexy for this party, so sexy it hurts...  (Clint McDermott)
  8. Ummm.....okay, thanks for entering our "You Can Be Duke Nukem" contest, and it was really great that you brought your own homemade jetpack. The paramedics have been called and will be here soon to get you out of that vent so just stay calm.  (Thoch ???)
  9. Jingle....Jingle...now how did that go again.... Jingle Jingle..oh man I had to much eggnog (Randy Ford)

In reality, this is William Scarboro (with George Broussard to the right) staring at something on the ceiling at George Broussard's house during our 1997 company Christmas party.