Contest #171: May 9th to May 29th, 2003


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The winning entry was submitted by Reepal Parbhoo. It was:

"This is what REALLY goes on at the offices of 3D Realms...a whole lot of dicking around!"

Some of the others (in no particular order):

  1. Hmmmm, don't have time to play with myself. (Frank DeCandia)
  2. Join 3D Realms... It's groin grabbin' fun! (Alex Chee)
  3. Keith in Wiederhand. (Bill New)
  4. Charlie is about to show Keith that while he may pose like the 'man of steel', he certainly does not have 'balls of steel'. (John White)
  5. Behold the mighty "Wang of Schuler" for within contains the "Nectar of Divine Procreation" (El Chiwawa)
  6. Keiths lesson for the day - Never pick a fight with a dwarf. (Frank Paniz)
  7. As Keith proudly celebrates Duke's 10th anniversary, the "Weinerhold" prepares to make its move. (Scott Hannay)
  8. Charlie attempts to sabotage 3D Realms' annual Statue-of-Liberty-look-alike contest. (Peter Moraliyski)
  9. It's Gonads Man! and his sidekick hand job. (Stefan Orn Arnarson)
  10. They had to literally tear Charlie away from his birthday present, a custom-made Keith Schuler Blow-Up Doll. You see, Charlie had come to 'depend' on Keith in the months since the Portman restraining order was issued. The guys thought it would be a good idea to pool in and get him this gift, so Keith could spend more time with his own wife. That was until they found Charlie with his mouth attached to a certain unmentionable part of the doll's anatomy, an unfortunate oversight by the doll makers in putting the inflate nozzle right there. (Gautam Menon)

In reality, this is Keith Schuler "posing" with Charlie Wiederhold's hand in front of him.