Contest #172: May 30th to June 12th, 2003


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The winning entry was submitted by Audel Ross Almazan. It was:

The winner is actually #11 in the list below - it's too long for this spot on the page.  :)

Some of the others (in no particular order):

  1. "And what happened then.
    Well in whoville they say,
    That the grinch's small *heart*,
    Grew three sizes that day." (Tom Falconer)
  2. Cindy Lou Who and her sister have a suprise for the Grinch this Christmas. (Jim Schikley)
  3. Screw the contest! What are their names, and how much for a full size poster? (Frank DeCandia)
  4. Hi, welcome to Fakeland. Here, everything is fake: snow, trees, presents and boobs. Enjoy! (Yann Richer)
  5. "You're an evil pimp, Mister Grinch." (Sasha Becker)
  6. Duke, taking a day off his usual routine to play Santa Claus, decides that children needs toys with a replay value; and he delivers. (Rojeh Yaghoobi)
  7. What's this, a pair of booth babes in Whoville? Someone slipped Dr Seuss something. (Daryl Putman)
  8. After being told that Duke Nukem Forever's release date is still 'When It's Done', the 3D Realms booth babes quickly rush to another booth due to fear of wrinkles. (Robert Gunnarson)
  9. Santa finally got my Christmas list, but he forgot the redhead. (Mark Schneider)
  10. Hey, you guys...stay away from our christmas package. Don't tell anybody, but the first edition of Duke Nukem Forever is in there, plus the never released "Return of Xenophage" (Kirk Quinbar)
  11. "The Grinch's Nefarious Goons"
    "Give the gifts a little whiz,"
    An idea the Grinch claimed was his.
    Except in L.A., he didn't know,
    Some pretty girls can be 'hung' like so.

    "They pee standing up! Jeez, do not do it!"
    To their alluring charms, Keith didn't submit.
    But it was too late, Joe was in a trance.
    Forget E3, he wanted romance.

    "The leather looks hot! I don't care!"
    Joe ogled with an intimate stare.
    "Hey there, sexy. What's yo' name?"
    And on they went, to play the 'crying game.' (Audel Ross Almazan)
  12. Ho - Ho - Ho... Wait, we're one short for that.. (Joe Siegler)

In reality, these are the two Duke Booth Babes from the 2001 E3 show posing in front of a Grinch videogame display.