Contest #100: June 9th to June 29th, 2000


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The winning entry was submitted by John White. It was:

Here's George Broussard on the Holodeck!

Here are the 5 winners for this contest - From First Place to Fifth Place.  As this was Contest #100, we chose five winners, instead of the normal 1.

  1. Here's George Broussard on the Holodeck!  (John White)
  2. Not now dear - a large breasted lady is about to shoot me! (Tony Bedford)
  3. Duke: "Hmm, don't have time to play with myself... but I've got time for this!" (Stephen Correia)
  4. Stand still Duke, someone stuck an "I Love Lara Croft" bumper sticker on your butt! (Randy Ford)
  5. 'Oh sorry, thought you said free willy' (Simon Ellis)

Some of the others (in no particular order):

  1. It looks like this is Duke Nukem in real life, instead its a E3 "duke-gum" dispenser, insert the quarter, stamp on feet, get chewing gum out, simply amazing". (Ivan Mecking)
  2. What some people will do to learn Duke Nukem Forever's release date. (Aaron Rounce)
  3. The Duke babe attempts to pose her life-size Duke Nukem Action Figure. (Keith Weatherby)
  4. The new Duke Nukem life size action figure! Just pull the cord and hear such favorites as "I'll rip 'em a new one", "Let God sort 'em out", and "Damn, I'm looking good". (Paul Oswald)
  5. "Here we see the bar babe reaching into Duke's pocket, searching once again for that unlimited supply of 100 dollar bills..." (Robert Labeck)
  6. An E3 Booth Babe has a good laugh after sending her hand right through Duke's leg and realizing she's been talking to a Holoduke for the last 20 minutes. (Dark Talyn)
  7. Apparently, Duke no longer says "Shake it baby" while handing them money. Instead, now a days they just take the damned money from his pocket. (Adam Waters)
  8. Are they real? (Rainmaker)
  9. Yep, I think this picture represents the Christain Coalition quite nicely. (Kevin Si)
  10. Grab yer partner, dose-e-doe, swing her around, till she comes back for more. (then blow her away with yer BFG and let 'em sort out the parts later) (Kirk Quinbar)
  11. Says female E3 security to crazed Duke Nukem fan: "Sir, drop the gun and nobody will get hurt. As for this bubblegum you claim to be missing, I'll see what I can do." (Steve Trinkl)
  12. Booth Babe #2 - "Wow, that Lever 2000 soap really *is* good for cheeks!" (Tom Hoelscher)
  13. "I don't care if you ARE the real Duke Nukem, you still have to pay me for last night!" (Eric Baker)
  14. Suddenly, the demand for Andy's job skyrockets. (Gerald Lee)
  15. Whoever takes the picture to only hint at that much cleavage on the left without showing it all it just plain cruel! (E. S. ???)
  16. As a result of constant complaints, the customs officers are now hot women who perform mandatory searches on all male persons carrying large weapons. (Adam Rofer)
  17. "No match for the female form, one of the evil nymphs managed to steal Duke's wallet while the other distracted him with cleavage and a large gun." (Mike Bristol)
  18. E3 Booth Babe: "When you drop the tokens in here, he dances the Macarena!" (Stephen Corria)
  19. Rushing to finish before security returns, the Booth Babe attempts to deface the newly dedicated Duke Nukem Forever memorial monument. (Stephen Corria)
  20. "Stay tuned: Next in our demonstration will be how to check Duke for a hernia..." (Mike Marino)
  21. As a an old man streaks naked across the street, Andy's Peril Sensitive Sunglasses go completely black, giving the Duke girl a perfect opportunity to steal his pen unnoticed. This is, sadly, the 42nd pen Andy has lost this week and he plans on selling the glasses on eBay because of this. (Ken Rheingans)

In reality, this is one of the Duke girls from the recent E3 show reaching for a Duke Nukem pen out of Andy LaCombe's pocket.  (This is *REALLY* what happened)