Contest #76: May 28 to June 10, 1999


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The winning entry was submitted by Chris Stoddard. It was:

After seeing this photo, John Carmack started eating his wheaties.

Some of the others (in no particular order):

  1. In reality, Steve Blackburn had covered Corrinne Yu's spoon with super glue. This is the main reason she can't take the spoon out of her mouth. (John Kantor)
  2. This "cereal" killer can really can-can!!!! (Angela Shropshire)
  3. "Duke Flakes...one bowl and you're regular, FOREVER" (Randy Ford)
  4. Until seeing the stockpile of food, the staff at 3DRealms actually believed Corrinne when she said she didn't take the Y2K problem seriously. (Greg Miller)
  5. "Nice try, guys. I know this is just some cheap advertising ploy.......but boy, would I sure love a Gourmet Danish and some Coke to wash it down!" (Steve Yemenijian)
  6. Corrinne, angered at having her picture taken during her "private time", later brashly proclaimed that she had violently shaken a single can of pop then returned it to its place and then left for the day. (Aaron Larson)
  7. Did somebody say McDonald's? (Actually sent by several people)

In reality, this is Corrinne Yu eating cereal in our lunchroom.