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The winning entry was submitted by Michael Gough.
It was:
 I know all there is to know about the Crying Game!
Some of the others (in no particular order):
- In an embarrassing mix-up, an E3 Show girl now has a hat that
says "Bite Me". (Mike Harris)
- (With that "funky" Barry Manilow backbeat) "Her
name was Lola. She was a dancer..." (Chris McDannold)
- Merv Griffin and Pat Sajak had had just about enough of Vanna
White's attitude and began their search for a suitable replacement in Atlanta, Georgia. A
somewhat masculine Stephanie Blackburn is clearly the leading candidate based on the
talent scouts' trip through the Electronic Entertainment Expo's bevy of booth babes.
(Chris Day)
- "I enjoy nothing more than sitting on the couch with a
Coke, a bowl of ice cream and a good movie tuned in or, better yet, Beavis and
Butt-head." Yeah right Steve, we know you would rather dress in girls' clothes...
(Jonah Bishop) - this is a reference to Steve's bio
page on this site.
- "He'll tell ya what ya want..."--Atlanta, GA. In
light of Ginger Spice's recent resignation, Steve Blackburn takes his audition to fill her
shoes and try to become the talented pop artist, "Blacky Spice." (Chris
Wash)
- Sideshow Bob has a bad hair day (Jon Greathouse)
- Love the hat Steve, but what were you thinking when you bought
that shirt? (Kelly Britton)
- Experiencing it's first real original thought in many years,
Steve's brain overheats and explodes with a spectacular multi-colored flash. (Rob
Carnegie)
- Oddly enough, it was right after we took this picture that we
lost TEN pictures of Eidos booth babes to memory corruption on the digital camera memory
card. (Dave Ringelheim)
- "Ok guys, I'm already late for the Bulls game. Now where
did you hide my 'John 3:16' sign?" (Steve Latta)
- One of the forgotten by-products of wine and fornication
during Dennis Rodman's San Antonio days. (Michael Gough)
- "Hap-py Birth-day, Miss-ter Cabrera" (Adam
Rofer)
- Hmmmmmmm.. Who's sexier: Steve Blackburn or the girl playing
Lara Croft. Let's compare:
| |
Steve |
Lara |
| Chest Size |
A |
CCCCCC |
| Hair |
Colorful |
Silky |
| Clothing |
Wal-Mart |
Tight Velvet Shirt w/tight pants |
| Waist Size |
36 |
24 |
It's a tough choice, but I'm going to go with Steve...
(McBain ???)
- And this honorable mention: "Hey big boy, does this hat
make my butt look any smaller?" (Lynn Siegler - our webmaster's wife)
In reality, this is the Steve Blackburn trying on one
of the casino girls' hats from the E3 Show floor. Below him is Ruben Cabrera, and off to his left is Chris Johnson, eating pizza.
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