Contest #2: June 11 to June 24, 1996


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The winning entry was submitted by Mark Armstrong. It was:


Hello, I am Lucifer.  Is this your foot?

Some of the others (in no particular order):

  1. Fortunately for Apogee fans, Netscape doesn't support HTMSmell (Jim Burdick)
  2. Somebody has written PM 3:02:20 on the camera, and Mark is trying to wipe it off with his foot. (Alan Robinson)
  3. Dan was somewhat surprised to find out that his chiropodist was an ex member of ZZ Top. (Chris McMullen)
  4. Without a rattle or a teddy bear, Lee & Mark had to resort to more unorthodox ways of entertaining the baby. (Jared Ong)
  5. Why couldn't the CDA have banned this? (Sean Baker)
  6. In an effort to break out of the sordid world of game development, Mark and Lee continue, in their free time, conducting medical research to determine the plausibility of harvesting facial hair to ward off sneaker odor. (Joseph Bestic)
  7. Hey man, look at the texture on that fungus. We've got to be able to use that somewhere! (Damien Jones)
  8. Hundreds of years of development in electrical devices, over 50 years of computing advancement, greater than a decade of modem communications, just so Mark Dochtermann could show his Foot to about 250 people. And people wonder why our youth are so cynical nowadays. (Unknown. No Name Given)

An honorable mention:

As in the last photo, another "fern" that was found a few days later. A janitor noticed the second fern when it seemed to move closer to the computers after he left the room. This second "fern" turned out to be an apprentice of the original, and although quite good, the apprentice's abilities were greatly lesser that the original as shown in the picture. In the background is the janitor who discovered the ferns in both instances. (Ben Golus)

In reality, this is Mark Dochtermann's Foot and Lee Jackson's goofy grin.

For those who don't understand this winning entry, ask Lee Jackson.  He picked it.