Contest #3: June 25 to July 8, 1996


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The winning entry was submitted by Ben Golus. It was:

As old Mr. Scarff looks away, Joe & Pat's secret love for each other is shown in a few tender moments.

Some of the others (in no particular order):

  1. In response to management's demands for longer work days, Apogee employees retaliated by volunteering to be the control group in early Prozac trials. (Unknown - no name given)
  2. Joe is the only one to notice the music going on in the background. Apparently, Dennis & Pat's hearing aids weren't turned up high enough. (Gregg ??)
  3. And in this next slide, we have Uncle Zemis with that massive hangover (you can see the beer can in the table) and Bob watching the Cowboys on TV. Oh, and can't forget Mary Jane, she's getting ready to make that special Stovetop Stuffing we had last year. (Jared Ong)
  4. Damn stupid boxes. Why do we have to put these together anyway? People are just going to be throwing them away! (Mark Viens)
  5. "Baby, as soon as Dennis keels over, we'll be on our way to paradise with the proceeds from these diverted Duke3D shipments!" -- Joe (Nathan Odle)
  6. Joe forgets about the "live-cam" and it sadly catches his employee motivation techniques: Threatening to pick his nose and flick boogers at Apogee/3DRealms employees. It surprisingly works... (Lancert ??)
  7. This isn't going to be the caption competition picture this month, is it? (Richard Cobbett)

In reality, this is (L-R) Dennis Scarff, Joe Siegler, & Pat Miller during the shipping of Duke3D orders.