Contest #78: June 25 to July 8, 1999


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The winning entry was submitted by David Gelman. It was:

"This is a new product we're testing -- a Keen-ie Weenie"

Some of the others (in no particular order):

  1. Why do all these pictures have 3drealms's employees either eating, poisoning or stealing each other's food, bragging about all the Star Wars tickets they have, pretending that they are the Incredible Hulk or other fictitious characters, or pretending that they are being held captive by Imperial storm troopers? Are these the people that are responsible for the development of Duke Nukem Forever? I really hope not. I pray for 3drealms and their employees every day. (Nathan Lane)
  2. "Gah! Don't scare me like that! Uh oh. 'I think I bent my Wookie....'"  (Greg Miller)
  3. "I'm DEAD sexy!!!!!!" (Steve Yemenijian)
  4. "Get in my Bellluhhhhy!" (Shawn Swift)
  5. "Hey Mom! Where are all the Cheesy Poofs?" (Patrick Balison)
  6. What are you looking at? Never seen a "Ruben" sandwich before? (Bill Davis)
  7. Disembodied Voice: Ruben Cabrera you have just finished DNF. What are you going to do now? 
    Ruben: I'm going to Disney Land! (Greg Miller)
  8. "I said, I NEED mustard, not CUT the Mustard!" (Jerry Dechant)
  9. "Yeah, well maybe I wouldn't be eating mustard dogs IF someone hadn't eaten all the damn peanut butter, honey, and bread!" (William Bebb)
  10. "It's time to kick arse and eat hotdogs, but im all outa mustard" (Andrew Mikelson)
  11. It was a joke, for the gazillionth time, I didn't REALLY like Jar Jar Binks! (Niall Sheehan)
  12. I sure hope this greasy hot dog relieves my constipation! (Carlis Darby)
  13. "Somebody made a mental image of this guy in a Loincloth and like died." (Patrick Balison)

In reality, this is Ruben making some lunch for himself and mugging for the camera.