Contest #79: July 9 to 25, 1999


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The winning entry was submitted by Ryan Randolph. It was:

Seeing no label on the his plate saying "hot dogs", Scott Miller mindlessly stares at his plate waiting for some instructions.

Some of the others (in no particular order):

  1. "Please! Cook faster! Ruben will be coming any minute now! Hurry!" (Greg Miller, no relation)
  2. "Mmmm, forbidden hot dogs..." (Pete Frenzy)
  3. Upon returning from Finland, the first thing Scott does is get some REAL food. (Patricia Orr)
  4. That reminds me, I have an appointment this afternoon with my Urologist. (Karl Simon)
  5. Scott finds himself strangely aroused at the sight of freshly cooked hot dogs... (Bruce Pember?)
  6. "Boy those cheese sticks from that Christmas party 2 years ago are looking worse every year." (refering to contest #61 caption 2) (Harm-Jan Broekema)
  7. Sigmund Freud would have a field day with this... (Ryan Catania)
  8. "Why doesn't the timer thing work? All it says is that my 'dogs will be done When They're Done!" (Øystein Holm-OIsen)
  9. "My hot dog has a first name it's S-c-o-t-t. My hot dog has a second name it's M-i-l-l-e-r...." (Greg Miller)
  10. *sniff* sniff* "Mmmmmm..... freshly cooked Jar-Jar" (Dustin Mejia)
  11. "Let Corinne eat her Wheaties. REAL biz people Nuke(tm) their food! MSG!...MSG!..." (Aaron Larson)

In reality, this is Scott Miller checking out his freshly cooked lunch of hot dogs.