Contest #151: June 28th to July 11th, 2002


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The winning entry was submitted by Simon Charles. It was:

Sam: This is me when I stopped the bad guys... Ah, this is when I busted a drug deal... This is me in a New York subway station... This is me firing a gun... don't I look cool? Oh, oh, and this is me rolling and ducking...

Petri: I think you've showed them enough slides.

Some of the others (in no particular order):

  1. "And as the crew attentively listens to Sam drone on about the advanced features of Max Payne, Petri is more than content to stare at his own ass." (Nukkus Arcaander)
  2. Sam (to his guests): "The shirt? Yeah, we were just outlining this scene for Max Payne 2 where Max, after he breaks out of jail, goes undercover as a pimp and I wanted to get into character so--"
    Petri (thinking): "That's not true, but it's the only way he can explain his fashion sense." (Gautam Menon)
  3. "Having just eaten, Petri couldn't look at Sam's shirt any longer..." (Roy Meyer)
  4. "As you can see, this motor home has a couch, two chairs with a computer at each, one TV, and enough draws to hold all of the Scotch you may desire. Plus we throw in a complementary copy of Max Payne." (Mark Kane)
  5. Due to the recent downward turn in the economy, even us at 3d Realms have been affected... this is our new building. Just when we think we found out how to fit all the employees into this trailer, Sam has to rip one. (Joshua Cummings)
  6. Petri: This is the most comfortable chair I've ever sat in! Wow... it's got little levers and everything. I gotta get one of these at home. Hey, if the game sells I could finally get rid of that box I've been sitting on for the last few months!
    Sam: Yeah, he's stoned. (William A. Hayes)

In reality, this is Sam Lake (red shirt) and Petri Jarvilehto (blue shirt/white pants) in an E3 2001 Backroom showing of Max Payne to some guests.