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The winning
entry was submitted by Mark Kane. It was:
 As
Brandon Reinhart produced icy melodies from the crystal glass, Allen
Blum began to get more excited over the fact that in a few more
rotations, the glass would shatter, spilling the $400 glass of
designer wine onto the table top, and making Reinhart look like a
complete fool. Then that finger-licking-good girl who Reinhart was
staring at with a cheezy grin would think he was a fool, and she would
be all Allen's.
Some of the others (in no particular order):
- Contrary to Allen's popular belief, "Sexwax"
baseball caps and t-shirts actually make most women feel repugnant; but it
actually seems to be turning Brandon on something fierce! (Don Chin)
- Not wanting to be upstaged by Allen's
"level building with breadsticks" party trick, Brandon rushes to perform
his own rendition of Grabbag with wine glasses. (Simon Charles)
- Brandon:"See it's magic. I turned the
water into wine."
Allen:"No you didn't, you moron. You just switched the cups, everybody saw
you."
Brandon:"Shut up!" (Petey Rave)
- Brandon found that if he moved his fingers
in a circular pattern he could stimulate himself, acoustically.
(Christopher Lauer)
- Allen Blum: "Hmmm while Brandon is caught
up in his Zen wine song I wonder if I could snatch that billfold for some
extra cash?" (Doug Grammer)
- And now witness the amazing divining
powers of Brandon Reinhart and his wine glass of premonition. (Christopher
O'Connor)
- And for my final trick I have magically
transported the urine from this glass into the glass of someone else at
this very table. (Joe Bloggs)
- Brandon, pretending he's Harry Potter,
casts an enchantment on his glass. All the while Allen just comptemplates
why he's drinking pee. (Duane Shields)
- Till the release of this photo, nobody
ever questioned Allen's sexuality. Brandon's however, is now confirmed.
(Michael Gough)
- There's nothing quite like having dinner
with game developers who don't have reflections. (Travis McDevitt)
- Here we see Brandon using his finger and a
prop to demonstrate why he can't satisfy his girlfriend. (Steven Head)
In reality, this is Brandon Reinhart & Allen Blum (hat) goofing around
at a dinner the company went to.
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