Contest #54: July 17 to 30, 1998


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The winning entry was submitted by Jedi Master.  It was:

Drunk punk in a funk in a trunk.

Some of the others (in no particular order):

  1. Loyal made the big mistake of call Microsoft for tech support on how to turn off the Internet Explorer browser. I think everyone will learn from Loyal's mistake. (Ben Dominguez-Benner)
  2. Loyal Bassett does his best dead hooker impression   (Scott Sharp)
  3. Flatulence?! That's my sub-woofer! (Shawn ???)
  4. Boy, all that hunching over my keyboard has finally paid off!   (Adam Rofer)
  5. Armageddon was just a movie Loyal! You're not really going to die!  (Bill Walsh)
  6. All right, I'm serious this time, I'm not coming out until you tell me I don't have to switch to the Unreal engine TOO! (Martin Parrott)
  7. Optional accessories include: CD player, Leather Interior, Bearded Game Programmer, Air Conditioning.  (Richard Dub)
  8. This obviously worked out MUCH better for O.J.!  (Clay Campbell)
  9. Beats the hell outta my cubicle! (Jim Kneuper)
  10. You're supposed to let me out BEFORE the movie starts guys... (Robby Bartlett)
  11. An unsuccessful car thief becomes disoriented and tries to hotwire the brakelights. (Steve Radlowski)
  12. Brenda's new Saturn is actually a "Body Snatcher", drawing people to it using that "new car smell". All the doors are open, a sure sign that it must be lunchtime. Unfortunately it looks like Loyal was it's first victim. (Adam Parrot)

In reality, this is Loyal Bassett lying in the trunk of Brenda Jackson's (Lee's Wife) new car.  Why, we don't really know.  :)