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The winning entry was submitted by StevenRoy Michelson.
It was:
Yeah, you SAY Joe's not touching Tom's crotch, but how do you explain the
tongue or Doug's horrified expression?
Some of the others (in no particular order):
- Tom Hall, avid Broncos fan, has just been texture-mapped with
a Packers outfit and is being carried out to dry. (Aaron Larson)
- Joe Siegler: "..however, I did have an inappropriate
relationship with Mr. Hall, though I did not volunteer information...." (Jason
Parrott)
- Well, the cat is out of the bag now. Tom Hall does not
actually exist, and here we see the dummy used to fool many a 3d-shooter fan. Anachronox
is actually nothing more than a collection of screenshots made using the (unmodified)
quake engine and the latest version of PhotoShop. (Yuriy Zilbergleyt)
- There is still the matter of the where-abouts of Mr. Joe
Siegler's other hand. (Steve Radlowski)
- Joe may not be touching Tom's crotch, but isn't the other Joe
grabbing Tom's nipple? (Don Morrone)
- The webmaster says that Joe WAS NOT holding him there, but we
know who the webmaster is. (Tim Johnson)
- Wrong Wood, Joe. (Aaron Larson)
- ...I don't wanna grow up, I'm a 3d Realms kid..." (Scott
???)
- Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No! It's Superman's younger,
wimpier and seemingly gay brother, Tom. He can't fly, but damn, can he arrange a great
orgy (above). He's faster than a speeding bullet, although I wouldn't actually call him a
'man of steel', if you know what I mean. (Jaryn Lutkin)
In reality, this is (L-R) Joe Selinske, Doug Wood,
& Joe Siegler holding Tom Hall up in the air at his house during Super Bowl
31. Note: Joe is not actually touching Tom's crotch. It just looks
that way. (We know you're gonna ask that)
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