Contest #56: August 14 to 27, 1998


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The winning entry was submitted by StevenRoy Michelson.  It was:

Yeah, you SAY Joe's not touching Tom's crotch, but how do you explain the tongue or Doug's horrified expression?

Some of the others (in no particular order):

  1. Tom Hall, avid Broncos fan, has just been texture-mapped with a Packers outfit and is being carried out to dry. (Aaron Larson)
  2. Joe Siegler: "..however, I did have an inappropriate relationship with Mr. Hall, though I did not volunteer information...." (Jason Parrott)
  3. Well, the cat is out of the bag now. Tom Hall does not actually exist, and here we see the dummy used to fool many a 3d-shooter fan. Anachronox is actually nothing more than a collection of screenshots made using the (unmodified) quake engine and the latest version of PhotoShop. (Yuriy Zilbergleyt)
  4. There is still the matter of the where-abouts of Mr. Joe Siegler's other hand. (Steve Radlowski)
  5. Joe may not be touching Tom's crotch, but isn't the other Joe grabbing Tom's nipple? (Don Morrone)
  6. The webmaster says that Joe WAS NOT holding him there, but we know who the webmaster is. (Tim Johnson)
  7. Wrong Wood, Joe.  (Aaron Larson)
  8. ...I don't wanna grow up, I'm a 3d Realms kid..." (Scott ???)
  9. Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No! It's Superman's younger, wimpier and seemingly gay brother, Tom. He can't fly, but damn, can he arrange a great orgy (above). He's faster than a speeding bullet, although I wouldn't actually call him a 'man of steel', if you know what I mean.  (Jaryn Lutkin)

In reality, this is (L-R) Joe Selinske, Doug Wood, & Joe Siegler holding Tom Hall up in the air at his house during Super Bowl 31.  Note: Joe is not actually touching Tom's crotch.  It just looks that way.   (We know you're gonna ask that)