Contest #82: August 23rd to September 9th, 1999


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The winning entry was submitted by Ryan Fulton. It was:

Keith: Whoa Ruben check it out! These glow in the dark condoms really do work!

Some of the others (in no particular order): 

  1. Moments before this picture was taken, Keith found out just how hypnotic the bug zapper was... Ruben enjoys the silence until finally ZAP.. Keith's ashes will be spread in various gardens around the 3D Realms building later this week. (Chris Jacobsen)
  2. Finally Keith and Ruben got a movie of the 3 girls seen in poster form behind them. (J. Hadlock)
  3. By the look on Keith's face and the rear position of Ruben, I don't want to know what kind of games you play in Texas. (Tim Wiseman)
  4. Ruben Cabrera stares in awe as he sees the head of Keith Schuler glows and slowly detaches itself from it's body and float into the air with a glowing aura. (Brian Allen)
  5. Who cares about these nerds check out the chicks in the background! (Matt Galvin)
  6. Narrator: Our team has been granted access to the 3DRealms tribe by the tribal leader. For many of these people it is their first time seeing "normal and civilized" people, as well as equipment such as this camera. (Clayton Reyes)
  7. Keith: "OH MY GOD!, is that natural light I see???  Ahh - I'm melting ahhh!", Ruben: "Oh Crap" (Mike Nelson)
  8. Ruben: "That's the last time Keith laughs at my artwork!" (Joseph Kimsey)
  9. See! You put the paper on the copier like this, then press the big green button. NO! shut the door FIRST! (Teresa Henry)
  10. "... In 1996 a team of programmers disappeared into the offices of 3DRealms. Their lost footage has been recovered. ...The Duke Nukem Forever Project" (Richard Meadors)

Actually, we had around 50-60 variants of "Blair Witch Project" entries - this one was the first.  

In reality, this is Ruben Cabrera & Keith Schuler (R).  Not quite sure what they were doing.