Contest #8: September 3 to 16, 1996


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The winning entry was submitted by Steven Peterson. It was:

Igor, I warned you not to drink the hair growth serum!!

Some of the others (in no particular order):

  1. William & Steve sitting around after ANOTHER long day of doing nothing but getting the Frank Spank (tm). (Chris Redinger)
  2. In the mind of Steve & William: (Robert Engelheart)

    Steve: "Maybe if I water him, he will grow".
    William: "Maybe if I act dead, he will leave me alone".


  3. You can see that William is in deep concentration on the prey engine and Steve decided that he would get in the deep, real deep concentration state by having a gulp of homebrew vodka. (Igor Parsadanov)
  4. It's 9:27PM. Don't these guys have a life? (Lee Marshall)
  5. "Nice legs, Steve. Do you think Nair will make my legs silky smooth just like yours?" (Czar ???)
  6. Steve inadvertently sat on the keyboard, only to find that his butt had somehow managed to finish programming Prey, Shadow Warrior, and Blood. (Dr. Fooms)
  7. Steve, I hate to tell you this, but that's not water you're drinking. (Steve Jacobs)
  8. "In the last episode of "Rediscovering Apoggea, the Fraudulent Lands" we found the rare Orderlyis Programerist Codeon and witnessed the mating dance of a Joegric Sieglerist and a Chocolati Donutien. Today we came upon an example of co-existing life in Apoggea, the Operationac Unascertainedisten and another example of a Patriarchen Programmern Codeon whom we all saw recently at the C|Net Wild Preserve. Although the Operationac Unascertainedisten and the Patriarchen Programmern Codeon do not often mingle with each other, we sometimes stumble across the Operationac Unascertainedisten roosting in the Codeon's dwelling. We would think that the Codeon would chase the often annoying creature out as it often will find a place to perch itself upon the side of one's desk to drink gallon upon gallon of crystal clear Mountain Spring Water™ and talk on the phone to who ever may page him, but instead the Codeon seems to except him and the fact that it would be useless to try to get rid of him as he would probably find various empty water bottles and oddly unpleasant doodles intentionally strewn around his dwelling on little yellow stickies the next day if he did so." (Ben Golus)
  9. Spot the Fern! (Unknown, did not send a name)

In reality, this is Steve Blackburn & William Scarboro in William's office.