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The winning entry was submitted by Kerry Johnson.
It was:
 "Tow truck...$35.00. One new high performance tire...$2,000.
Shorts...$2.50. The cost of a decent parking lot with security able to stop senseless tire
slashings by spurned lovers: Priceless. There are some things money can't buy, for
everything else there's MasterCard."
Some of the others (in no particular order):
- How to pull a practical joke on the guys at Ion Storm. (Dave
Wilson)
- What do you mean "change the tire yourself"? I'm
Rich! (Felix Olivas)
- Great. Now I'm down to just three sports cars!
(Fox Dragonite)
- While watching the repo man take his car.. George comes to the
conclusion that paying bills are more important than lapdances. (Adam Fletcher)
- From somewhere in the treetops an oriental voice is heard
saying 'HA-HA. Caltrops get 'em every time. (Gavin Klahr)
- Since backing out on the Duke Nukem Forever/Quake 2 deal those
bastards at id software decided to sue George for everything he owned. His car, his pants,
everything. (El Chiwawa)
- Dammit! Shouldn't have raced Carmack for pink slips! (Monte
Foltz)
- Tire Repair my ass!! I just hope they can get that spice girl
blood off my bumper. (Chris Stoddard)
- "Ruin a brand new Porsche by driving among those idiots
on the highway? You gotta be kidding! Besides that, it's more visible to others 4 feet
above the street!" (Sebastian Sjoman)
- (Mechanic speaking to George) : You'll get it back "When
it's done". (Tom Thurston)
In reality, this George Broussard watching his
Porsche being hoisted onto a flatbed tow truck to be hauled off for tire repair.
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