Contest #59: September 25 to October 8, 1998


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The winning entry was submitted by Tannes Gale.  It was:

The future of the Chris Farley/David Spade movies.

Some of the others (in no particular order):

  1. "Ya' know Bri, doing the Backround Research for Crystal Caves is getting reeeally tedious." "I know. People keep giving me strange looks, and it's getting hot inside this hard hat." (Dave Allen)
  2. "Chicks dig construction workers. Like that window-washer dude in the Diet Coke commercials. We're sure to get some in this disguise!" (Marshall Elfstrand)
  3. Two Men.  Two Hard Hats.  No Mercy.  (Michael Smith)
  4. "Gee ! ....... And I thought our heads were hard enough already." (Bob Le Pine)
  5. "Devo's 1998 comeback crashes and burns after the decision to switch to stupid blue hats instead of red." (Chris Day)
  6. Any second George, I'm tellin ya, the chicks will be all over us! (Phillip A. Gale)
  7. ".....In the news tonight, this photo released today by Marina Oswald, purportedly showing her late husband Lee Harvey Oswald touring a coal mine in Soviet Russia during the late 1950s. FBI analysts admit to being stumped by the T-shirt worn by Oswald's companion, Gyorgi Dukeivich Nukumski. Now a look at the weather......." (Michael Olsen)

In reality, this is Brian Cozzens & George Broussard in Las Vegas while on a research trip for Duke Nukem Forever.