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The winning
entry was submitted by Jim Sales. It was:
 Gift
Idea for the Duke Nukem fan in your family, get him the Norelco Duke
Nukem rechargeable shaver. Shaves as close as a blade, or your money
back.
Some
of the others (in no particular order):
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Even Duke is kicking our ass to get
Duke Nukem Forever finished. (Vince Batchelor)
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"This is nothing - Barbie took him
down with one punch." (John D. Whaley)
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Steve cracks a joke about Duke's
misuse of the Shrink Ray and pays for it. (Raeyn ???)
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"DNF is taking so long to be released
that Duke's spirit has entered one of his action figures. Steve is
just the first victim and -after kicking everyone else's ass-
Duke's going to the strippers!" (Frank Perrin)
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The prototype for an edible duke nukem
novelty toy is an utter failure. (Bad Andy ???)
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Steve Blackburn (talking in his
sleep), Mmmm foot long hotdog... (moments later Steve is found by
his co-workers with a Duke Nukem action figure lodged in his
throat). (Chris O'Connor)
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"On seeing the promos, Steve made the
mistake of comparing Duke Nukem to Drew Carey and is now paying
the price! Duke is kung-fu kicking Blackburn's ass back to
Cleveland!" (Gautam Menon)
In reality, this is Steve Blackburn clowning around with a Duke Nukem
action figure.
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