Contest #138: December 28, 2001 to January 10, 2002


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The winning entry was submitted by Christopher O'Connor. It was:

Click here for a larger image!Through the miracle of Drunk-o-vision we are able to see the room just as Tim does, namely somewhat blurry and all tinged in red.

Some of the others (in no particular order):

  1. "(Australian accent) This is very rare... Tim Wilson has just caught a glimpse of his own reflection in the water and is attempting to frighten off the 'other Tim' with loud grunts and aggressive facial expressions .. Fascinating." (John Morgan)
  2. "Well, unlike that hot chick in the background, alcohol never rejects me...." (Frieder Zierholz)
  3. Evidece that Tim Wilson can't hold his drink... after one glass of non alcholic cider he was already chatting up a wine glass. (Christopher O'Connor)
  4. Tim Wilson experiences a moment of hazy panic as he realizes that the amount of vomit he's about to expell will far exceed the capacity of the wine glass he's been drinking from all night. (Shane Dupree)
  5. This screenshot from Max Payne 2 illustrates "Boozing Time," a new feature that lets you get plastered in slo-mo. (Steve Trinkl)
  6. Who cares what he is doing with the wine glass, where's his other hand? (Greg Otte)
  7. Here we see Tim Wilson, his excruciating agony caught on film after an unknown projectile struck his left eye. While nearby, John Anderson grins at his ever-improving spitball skills! (Gautam Menon)
  8. Unexpectedly, Beck starts singing show tunes after his 6th glass of wine. (Dan Nawrocki)
  9. "Y'know... *hic*... Maybe it's the alcohol talking but I... *hic*... thought a Duke Nukem hunting game was a GOOD idea!" (Kyle Randolph)
  10. "Tim had too much to drink that night. Even his own reflection in his glass was beginning to look good." (Ryan Raner)
  11. "Ziggie zoggie, ziggie zoggie, oy oy oy!!!" (Aaron Gaul)

In reality, this is Tim Wilson doing... we don't know what he was doing to his wine glass at dinner.  Behind him are Charlie Wiederhold, a waitress, & John Anderson.